I Will Make A New Country

so yea
...also if you break the law that means not only will you NOT get free taco day and free waffle day
but you have to pay extra for everything and also you will probobly be punished in some other day
also yes, there will be free pie day.
and i will hopefully make the most successfull albeight a bit odd country that ever existed!

..but i need to first find an island
and uh..get money...
..and people who actually want to move there
(i dont see why you wouldent, a council and actual voting and stuff and special free food days of epicness and it will be verry nice and hopefully i can keep everything in working order)
(also our country will have cannons that shoot flaming swords so i think anyone who plans to invade may or may not want to back off and try just making a peace treaty)
(our countrys main goal is to first get enough  money to suistain itself then make the country larger and getting more advanced technology and during the entire process making world peace somehow but i think if we try hard enough we can achieve the goal of world peace and besides its not like someone would want to battle a country that is armed with cannons that spew flaming swords)
(...exactly its a horrible idea to go fight a country with flaming sword cannons for their weapons and they most likely will have fire arms and swords weilded by trained professionals)
besies its going to be a nice country
and our goal is peace.
and uh..free food days and awesome holidays of epic ness
also we will confuse tourists by screwing up the days of the week at least to them we will label taco tuesdays but they will probobly be on saturday
and if you dont like those foods im sorry but also all the food of the island will mostly be fresh from the farms
also there will hopefully be no currency
but there will be trading, you can trade stuff you own and offer services
but only some services..you cant really force someone to do something morally wrong for a lolly pop thats just not a good idea
also we will have highly trained cats and dogs who will be trained to help people because that will be nice
but
at least this is more realistic than the whole
'im gonna be the freaking president someday!' dream i had when i was much younger and had not even learned about naruto yet.
...seriously why on earth did  i think thats a good idea
no no im going for the whole make my own country thing
its more realistic than me becoming president
besides...free pie day ,and i get to come up with my own laws
including a few 'joke laws' that will be not inforced and will be  labeled as such as joke laws that are not inforced but are there to confuse forehners and give people odd stories of being told by a local that its illegal to wear plad while petting an aligator in june on free taco day
and then the local will just laugh and say 'we dont enforce that law its just a joke but really you shouldent pet alligators' and then walk away from the bewildered person
and plus it will be funny to see their reactions to meeting the mayor/ kage ranger who runs the gift shop and enthusiasticly welcomes them there and give them some home made crafts and stuff some locals made to trade to the others and it will help us gain money for other things since clearly we cant trade for everything
but we wont use money among ourselves it will basicly just be trading stuff
you can gain a living by fishing, farming, or various other skills and trade with others for what you need and everyone gets what they need and if we need more of such things we can hopefully get that if we do need it
so just uh..i think its a good idea
...i keep getting lectures today about how its hard to make your own country
i have been using sealand as an example 
so far i think i have won my arguments.